Pitchwomen I Have Loved.

Yesterday, I wrote a little 150 word tribute to the actress in the Rosetta Stone ads, Lesley ann Machado. Since I no can learn English good, I probaly will never buy the product, but I thought about other pitchwomen who’ve influenced me to buy stuff I never thought of. I need to think better thoughts, but since I can’t right now, here is a list of my top ten tv spokeswomen.

10.) Andie Mcdowell. I don’t mean now, but the ads she did for L’oreal in the 80’s. There was no such thing as “guyliner” back in the day, but I was willing to invent it at the time.    9.) Lynda Carter. I was seven and Wonder Woman’s Maybelline Ads were scary hot. If you can find it on Youtube, good.    8.) Rachel Specter. I actually spent money on Right Guard’s lame-o RGX spray thanks to a sickeningly simple series of ads featuring Specter. I hear she wants to be known for more than the commercials. Why? 7.) Kathy Lee Gifford. There, I said it. She was never hot, but in a weird way she made me want to get on a boat. 6.)The Mayflower Moving newlywed. I don’t even want to know who she is, I just like the whole bubble wrap thing.  5.)Progressive Flo. Just kidding. I’m still a hater. 4.) Fawn Hall in the No Excuses spots. Best use of fickle public acclaim ever. 4.)Heidi Klum. I don’t mean the V.S. ads, but the recent Diet Coke Red Dress campaign against women’s heart disease. Having a cause is hot. 3.) Mrs Butterworth. I’ll be making a therapy appointment now. 2.)Padma Laksmi selling anything. I’d buy tires from that woman. 1.) Jenny McCarthy. Like I said, having a cause and sticking to it is hot. Between her Weight Watchers spots and work on behalf of autism awareness, I have to say that I’ve reevaluated Jenny. Hot is a nebulous concept, full of intangibles, I guess.